celebrities / LA / living / Marriage

Kris Jenner Takes Over Earth

“Ugh! Are you kidding me?!” I just yelled in my living room, by myself, when I learned that Kris Jenner has a book coming out this fall: Kris Jenner & All Things Kardashian.

No really, are you fucking kidding me?

The woman has an endorsement deal with Poise for (LBL) light bladder leakage and is headed to daytime TV (on The Talk and Today Show, apparently) and has a mother freaking book deal? Is this family even human? I honestly don’t know.

One thing is for sure: she’ll find a way to monetize irritable bowel syndrome, floss, and another one of her offspring before her reign is done.

Alright, I’m going to attend to me and mine and head out to Malibu with the huz. We’ve been married three years today and we both miraculously have the day off. Beaching is in order. Where is my hot pink sunhat?

My “love and sex” post this week is up on Betty. Wish me luck driving in the canyons of Malibu! Ta ta!

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