A little chunk of Prude appeared on Refinery 29 over the American turkey weekend. Yet again, hubby is not thrilled by the caption: What I Learned When My Boyfriend Made Porn.

“But I didn’t make porn! I filmed people making porn!! And I was your fiance. Jeez, get it straight guys.”

Robbie has been taking a few for the team lately (insert sex joke here). All of this “my man the pornographer” business was not intended as payback for that year I felt super uncomfortable while he filmed people filming porn, I swear.

Peace, love and thanks to my American readers.