Yesterday, Gwyneth Paltrow’s latest GOOP newsletter appeared in my inbox. I glossed over it, like I usually do when the topic isn’t food, and noticed that she was providing discounts to GOOP readers. That’s me! I scrolled down to the first offer and voila—a pair of cute sporty looking shorts. This pair could be mine … Continue reading
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What Not to Share With Your Boyfriend or Your Neighbors
I read this handy little list today over coffee: 7 Things Not To Share With Your Boyfriend. To my shock and awe, I came up very short. The TMI list included sharing: Your Bodily Functions Your Girlfriends’ Secrets Your Toothbrush Your Password Your Dislike For His Mother Your Insecurities Your Past…In Detail There must be … Continue reading
No, The Rapture it Ain’t
Ever wake up in the worst mood ever for no reason whatsoever and have it drag on the entire day? Well that’s been me this fine Monday and I still can’t figure out what gives. There’s no PMS on the horizon, I didn’t quit my job or donate thousands in preparation for the end of … Continue reading
Hubby’s Controversial Doritos Commercial
Well, my man achieved a wee bit of YouTube fame today when a commercial (The Sauna) he produced for the 2011 Doritos Superbowl contest was posted on Gawker and highlighted as being possibly offensive. The question posed to viewers was whether said commercial is homophobic. Um, pardon? Clearly the folks at Gawker are missing the … Continue reading
Your Porn Habits Are No Secret
Just read this piece about the privacy of your web habits on The Daily Beast, which reveals that for the skilled detective, your search history is far from secret. Shock and awe, I know. I guess I’ve never really assumed that my, say, porn viewing trail (since I developed one) was secret from the IT … Continue reading
Here Come the Slutty Schoolgirls
En route home from a Sunday afternoon at the Fairfax Flea Market, the huz and I discussed potential Halloween costumes. We have this conversation every year, and yet, we will inevitably wait until the night of and run to the thrift store before it closes. Back at my desk, I read this AOL article that … Continue reading
My Bruised Fat Ass
Wow, just took a major public tumble that’s sure to leave some nasty bruises on my rear. Happy Friday! Note to self: stop bbm-ing while carrying boss man’s crap to Goodwill. For more stories about my bum check out my guest post on Nadine Jolie’s fabulous blog. Continue reading
Financial crisis = massive jerk-off session at S.E.C.
In case you missed it, check out: Will Wall Street Be Saved by Porn? Hmmm, what to think about this one. Who cares? comes to mind. But on the other hand, it’s always entertaining to watch puritanical America caught with smut on its hands (in this case, downloads from skankwire). And, in turn, to listen … Continue reading